Darque Fyrebyrd Publishyng is looking for an intern! Do you have what it takes to work for nothing? You'll get practical experience in doing game publisher type stuff (hopefully you know what that means, because we're not sure). It also looks really good to have something on your resume that nobody knows what the hell it is, they assume it must have been something mysterious and stuff. This position isn't for the faint of heart because our books come from the darquest portions of our souls, where our gothy modernitational inner demons crash into our mental monsters like BMX racers in one of those round cage things. Especially vampires. Where things aren't what they seem. Like when a hobo turns out to be an undercover cop. Have you ever been handcuffed and peed your pants, looking for a random board in an alley to swing at him? That is our world. Right now.
If you are interested, please send me an email and we will arrange to meet you at our office. In Hardee's. We're usually there most of the day, or at least until the manager tells us to get out. That's the kind of predatory life that we lead. Please bring at least one idea for something in one of our games, in hard copy, preferably the only copy of that idea. Don't worry if you haven't seen much about our games, it's okay because we'll be able to finish our book once we've see your idea and then you can buy it. We're sorry but we can't return the idea that you've given us. If we like what we see, we'll let you put that you work for us on your Facebook profile. Just don't tell anyone, or we'll deny it.
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