The Truth

We get really upset when people keep stopping us from doing what we want.

First people in some LARP would't let us use Raven Nevar as a character. We have worked for years crafting his 100,000 year backstory. Who wouldn't want a 100,000 year old ubercool head of a corporation who just rides around on elevators and throws people through windows, skateboarding through the halls with his trenchcoat flapping like a raven. Who not only personally knows Marilyn Manson and Trent Reznor, but was able to make them into best friends? The only thing cooler would be if Korn and Skrillex got together to make a song.

The Pale Canine blocked us from their Facebook page. Then Wikipedia kept deleting our entries and told us we were unimportant and wanted us to follow rules. Then the Purple RPG Site banned us for advertising our products and not understanding why they would ask us to stop. If constantly asking people to buy our stuff and visit our Facebook page isn't the purpose of a message forum, then what is? Don't they know who we are? We are have been a corporation since I was six years old! There's a website and a Facebook page with a cool, darque logo, and some pictures of us in front of some signs taped to a wall. We have a lot of people who are willing to say that they work for us. But everyone always wants proof of these things. Proof, proof, proof. "Where's the license for that artwork?" "How is your game different than everyone else's?" "Why do you keep talking like there's more than one person behind this whole thing?" Isn't enough that we keep talking about all of our cool ideas and books without actually telling you anything?!

I have now figured out the truth. Pale Canine is behind everything. They are spending their millions and millions of dollars in an orchestrated campaign to keep us down. Because they know that they traveled to the future from the past, stole our ideas, then went back in time and used them. Everyone is in on it. Wikipedia, the Purple RPG Site, that undercover cop that set me up a few days. They are sending Trolls and Haters to our Facebook page just to be disruptive by asking too many questions. Because asking questions is the ultimate form of Trolling...because it means that people want answers, and I don't like giving answers. At least straight ones.