It looks like there's a lot of interest in our games out there. Already 60 people have visited our page, and one of them even enthusiastically clicked +1. I'll answer any questions you may have about our darque, confectionitorial modern-but-90s-style game of creepy, mature, in-your-face horror. Except that bum who propositioned me outside of Pizza Pirates while I was trying to look mysterious. The answer is still "No", and if you don't leave me alone I'll sue you. .siht daer nac ydobon yllufepoH .11 ta retspmud eht dniheb uoy teem ll'I.
To those who asked us how our game is different than other vampire games on the market, it's obvious you can't handle the subtlety of our in-your-face game. Part of the horror is realizing that while you think you've read it all before, you know that there are little differences you can't quite put your finger on. Like a "y" slipped into a word here, or a word replacing a word that means exactly the same thing there. But if you can't stop comparing us to that other company who we can't name because their lawyers are watching us like hawks, we'll get in big trouble because they've told us we have to stop you guys from saying that stuff. It also really bothers us, in our hearts, to realize that so many people also know how to use the Internet to verify facts. It makes our job so much harder. So we just give up actually telling anybody about it. You have to trust us that this book is like nothing you have ever seen and will transform your role-playing experience through the research we did on Wikipedia and all the movies we watched.
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